ORIGIN STORY
ABOUT THE 5TH LINE
WHO WE ARE
5thliner.com is a love letter to the worst hockey players in the world. The ones who don't dress. The ones who score on their own net. The ones who show up to the rink with one skate and a half-eaten sandwich.
We are not coaches. We are not pros. We are the bench. We are the press box. We are the guy in the parking lot who forgot his bag.
Everything on this site is satire. None of it is good advice. If you take advice from us, you will get worse at hockey. That is the promise.
FAQ
- Is this a real hockey site?
- No. Absolutely not. Don't ever take advice from us.
- Can I really submit a blooper?
- Yes. Use the form below. We'll review and feature the best (worst) ones.
- Why "5th line"?
- A team has 4 lines. The 5th line is the line that doesn't exist. That's us.
- Will I get rich from this?
- No. None of us will.
SUBMIT YOUR BLOOPER
Have you done something dumb on the ice? Tell us about it. Greatest entries get a permanent spot in the Hall of Shame.
CONTACT
For business, complaints, or to challenge our authority on hockey.