Captain Bench, the 5thliner superhero, charging onto the ice with a towel cape and broken stick
PRO SHOP

THE PRO SHOP

Captain Bench Shirts. Towel capes. Cold-coffee mugs. Coming soon. Probably. Maybe.

Red Captain Bench hockey jersey with varsity lettering and superhero crestCOMING SOON

Did Not Play. Will Not Play.

$74.99
White locker-room towel tied like a superhero cape, hanging on a hookCOMING SOON

For your inner Captain Bench.

$24.99
White ceramic mug with bold BENCH SPLINTER lettering and broken hockey stick illustrationCOMING SOON

11oz of cold coffee, just like the bench.

$18.99
Desk lamp built from a broken hockey stick wrapped in blue tape with a glowing Edison bulbPROTOTYPE

It worked once. Now it's decor.

$59.99
Black knit beanie with a 5TH patch and a small red stripeCOMING SOON

Hides your shame. Mostly.

$22.99
Light blue hoodie with bold HEALTHY SCRATCH varsity lettering and red sleeve stripeCOMING SOON

Soft like the press box seats.

$54.99

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